Did you hear who made aliyah?

 That's the way it's uttered in Modern Orthodox communities. So and so made aliyah. It's said with awe, like the poor boy who made good. He's idealistic. We should be like him. That's the way it's said.

Having made 'aliyah' or as I sometimes call it 'yeridah' I liken it more to a man jumping off a bridge. It's pretty exciting until he hits the water. It's a reckless action really. It's not logical, and that's not a good thing, that's not a backhanded compliment.

So and so made 'aliyah.' Nebach. I hope he survives it. Foolish man. 



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