Here's a real estate lesson for you. In Israel 3 rooms means 2 bedrooms:
3 minus 2 = 1. 5 minus 4 = 1. So what's the one? That's your living-dining-den-playroom. It's all one room.
And here's that room:
Isn't that glorious? That's where you stick your dining room table and your couch. The kids play or try to between them. All this for 2,190,000 NIS or $625,549 in a town outside of Jerusalem.
Back to the $625,549 apartment. Here's your kitchen. Imagine trying to prepare a Shabbos meal with the limited counter space.
Here's your bedroom:
Here's a video of the 3 room/ 2 bedroom apartment in Beit Shemesh:
And here's a recreation room.
Kitchen:
Bedrooms
You know what this means? The ladies can gather in the living room, while the men talk Torah in the dining room. Imagine a Shabbos that is shared with neighbors. Children can play downstairs or outside in the yard. You are living like a mentch.
Once again, your kitchen for $625,000 in a city in Israel that's an hour away from most jobs:
versus
Cleveland: 2,394 sq. feet for $249,900. And a front and back yard on top of that.
And not only Cleveland but St. Louis, Dallas, Minneapolis, Atlanta and many other cities.
This isn't a matter of living in luxury. It's a matter of living with dignity and sanity. Cruddy surroundings affect on the mind. Man made materials don't age very well. People take photos of old farm houses because they are made of natural wood. Formica and plastic just become gross. In the shtetl people lived in small houses, but they were natural. And they were surrounded by nature, by lakes you could drink from, by virgin forests, by entertaining farm animals and majestic wild animals. Israel has none of that. In the shtetl, you didn't have space inside, but you had it outside. And the people were humble and mentally healthy. Today, we are nuts. Between the poison in the food and the poison in the culture we are all crazy, and we can't live on top of one another. There needs to be a little space, a little privacy. You don't get that in Israel, not even for $800,000.
On top of that, if you don't have the money to buy these run down shoe boxes in Israel, and you have to rent, you might not get to stay there very long. Renters frequently get kicked out of their apartments. I have a friend who has lived in five apartments in ten years. Several of my neighbors were forced to move to entirely different neighborhoods and their kids distanced from whatever friends they had made.
So how did we get here? Let's continue with part II of the real estate lesson.
Here's where Rabbi Hershel Schachter lives.
See, the address on his haskamas:
He's the famous Modern Orthodox Rabbi who guilts, frightens, nags and - I'm sorry to report - misleads people to move to Israel. He does not follow his rebbe in doing this. Rabbi Joseph Soloveitchik told most people not to move to Israel. He said that he knew many who moved there and things did not work out. He said you have no obligation to live there, and you must be very careful with the decision.
Rabbi Schachter tells you that you are obligated. He tells you that the golus is over, and the protection by HaShem in golus is no more. He tells that you "Eretz Yisrael is a wonderful country to live in. There's nothing backward over there. They have all the modern inventions." He claims that they even have equivalent jobs in your profession. Actually, he tells you that everybody but he is obligated to live there. Rabbis are exempt from the mitzvah, he claims, because they are needed in chutz. What about doctors or teachers or grandmothers who are needed? He only mentions rabbis.
All of that is patently false. Israel is a second world country. It doesn't have all the most modern anything, except what it gets from America in military hardware. Even its government is backwards and crude. Transportation, health, even education doesn't compare to America or Western Europe or Japan or even much of China. The military has better stuff because it gets it from America, but that doesn't translate into your daily life.
All of the appliances I bought here break. And I mean everything: drier, washer, fridge, phones, clocks, fans. Our water heater has been repaired multiple times. Our circuit board has been repaired. Doorbell doesn't work.
I haven't had a working refrigerator in five months and we bought it new. It cost around $1,700. It was supposed to be fancy. That's what we were told.
But it doesn't cool. Since the freezer works, we freeze water bottles and put them in the fridge. We must do this five times a day. So I am back to the ice boxes of the 1930s. We have had repairmen over five times. There's one coming by today, and one came by last week. See these bottles:
It seems that equivalent fridges are half the price in America. Generally, appliances are twice the price here (while you earn 1/3 as much income). Cars are twice the price. The buses break down. Electric bus signs don't work .
or are vandalized and never replaced.
Even the temperature sign at the Dead Sea doesn't work.
Bus card readers don't work. I once got a ticket for not paying when I had swiped my card six times. The driver told me it was good and to sit down. He didn't defend me when I got the ticket. And the card checker, who had a militaristic personality, made the situation as embarrassing as possible.
Far more seriously, health care here isn't even close to that of America. You wait five months for an MRI, four months to see a surgeon for a simple procedure.
Jobs aren't even close. Salaries are 1/3. Most olim work in sweat shop level jobs if they work at all. Like most American Zionists Rabbi Schachter sees himself as knowing Israel just because he thinks about it all the time. But he doesn't know. He operates from from privilege and myth. When he comes here, he gets escorted around and stays in the nicest homes. When Rabbi Schachter talks about Israel I'm reminded of a quote from Thomas Sowell about pontification by experts: “When you step outside your level of specialty, sometimes that’s like stepping off a cliff.”
Being overly simplistic leads to contradiction and hypocrisy. Let's examine the latter. He lives in a very nice part of Manhattan blocks from some of the world's greatest medical centers.
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Pre-war buildings are spacious, with tall ceilings, solid walls, big windows, and fancy lobbies.
Here's the lobby of 24 Bennett Ave.
Here's when he davens, at KAJ the world's most organized and clean synagogue.
He works at Yeshiva University which is 1,000 feet from his apartment:
Here's the lovely new room where he gets to work:
One of his sons lives in Woodmere, NY, one of the famous Five Towns, known for wealth.
He is the rabbi at a Young Israel which is possibly the largest Young Israel in the world. It's main room seats 700. (Source) He works here:
He seems to have survived it. At least he's smiling for his famous grandfather. This guy didn't survive it:
- the action of winning support by exciting the emotions of ordinary people rather than by having good or morally right ideas.
- a leader who gains popularity by arousing the common people through oratory that whips up the passions of crowds, appealing to emotion by scapegoating out-groups, exaggerating dangers to stoke fears, lying for emotional effect, or other rhetoric that tends to drown out reasoned deliberation and encourage fanatical popularity.
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