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There's the kitchen and then the appliances

 The kitchen is small and cruddy, like this:



So are the appliances. Here's your oven. You can fit two medium sized dishes in there.


Do you have a large family? Do you like to have guests? I hope they don't need food. 

Here are the flames on your stove. What could you heat with these pathetic things?


That's as high as it goes, and it's the highest one of the four. One doesn't work at all. 



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