An ad and a liar

 

This is an ad. This man is lying to you. He's bouncing around with excitement, tossing around terms like "community rabbi" and "shopping area" and "famous shtiblach". The camera follows him around. There's such drama to it. "You're everywhere you need to be within minutes," he says. What the heck does mean? You only need that three minute area in your whole life? It's everywhere? All at once? You'll have a job there? You'll vacation there? Your medical care is there? There's no hospital there. Wedding halls are there? Furniture stores? Schools? Everything? It's such a nonsensical comment. And what's the cost sir? A million dollars for a tiny apartment? Maybe you should mention that. Maybe you should mention the army draft. Notice he doesn't show you the new shopping area with all the shops. I promise you it's a pit, it's a collection of junk like nearly everything in Israel. Notice how he picks the nicest spot, the one with some trees. He doesn't show you any apartment buildings, because they all look like garbage. See that knitted yarmulka on his head? It has a strange power where it turns what sits beneath it into mush and the mouth  that it's connected to into that of a liar. This man is a liar.